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This is not a snob version of a Rubik cube. It's a designer crap. I have lots of designer crap, mind that I'm an art historian and I have a certain twist to the 'tou'll be judged by history' direction. Should my place be excavated a few hundreds years later, I don't want anyone to find out that I used plastic plates for everyday use. This is a candy box by Pavel Janák, designed in 1912. It's a replica, though, I'm not that rich.
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